Tail Support

Rattlesnake: Tattle tail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wagging Tail: A happy ending - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway