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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood


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