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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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