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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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