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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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