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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

Christian Atheists: those who say they are Christians but choose to live like God doesn't exist. - Craig Groeschell

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J Hudson Taylor

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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