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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interests. - John Stuart Mill

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis


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