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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

If it goes, it goes. Don't force it. - Yiddish proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes


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