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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Force, no matter how concealed, begets resistance. - Lakota

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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