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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Only fools seek power, and the greatest fools seek it through force. - Lao Tzu

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

The multiplication force of technology on cognitive differences is massive. - Jordan Peterson

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

When the mind has once begun to yield to the weakness of superstition, trifles impress it with the force of conviction. - Ann Radcliffe

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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