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The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Magnetism: A powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

We have reason on our side and, therefore, force, though so far we have used force with moderation. - Miguel Primo de Rivera

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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