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The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interests. - John Stuart Mill

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

We have reason on our side and, therefore, force, though so far we have used force with moderation. - Miguel Primo de Rivera

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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