Such Is Life

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Heroes: What a guy in a canoe does - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie