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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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