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Structural Books

These books are RED and not meant to be READ

Structural Books thanks to Mike King

Books for not reading

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Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Book (Best Seller): The gilded tomb of a mediocre talent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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