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Structural Books

These books are RED and not meant to be READ

Structural Books thanks to Mike King

Books for not reading

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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