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Structural Books

These books are RED and not meant to be READ

Structural Books thanks to Mike King

Books for not reading

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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