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Structural Books

These books are RED and not meant to be READ

Structural Books thanks to Mike King

Books for not reading

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Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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