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Stealth Cat

Can you find the cat in this picture?

Stealth Cat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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