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Stealth Cat

Can you find the cat in this picture?

Stealth Cat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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