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Standard & Poor's Downgrade

Stock market slide based on Dow'r Jones

Standard & Poor's Downgrade thanks to Mel Hardman

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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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