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Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself and how little I deserve it. - W S Gilbert

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash


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