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Standard & Poor's Downgrade

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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