Stairway Repair
How to turn yourself into a Ladder Day Saint
Bubba's scaffolding leaves you on a real high
QuotaBillsThere are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus
Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller
She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon
A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley