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Staff Teeth

Will missing teeth lead to missing customers?

Staff Teeth thanks to Mike King

Company's new in-dentured plan for employees

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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