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Staff Teeth

Will missing teeth lead to missing customers?

Staff Teeth thanks to Mike King

Company's new in-dentured plan for employees

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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