QuotaBillsI never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp
Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle
Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde
All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright
It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini
One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst
Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley
Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt
If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin
My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew
Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis
Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown
Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert
Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly
Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown
Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston
The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut
Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman
It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner
Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay
Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele
That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky
Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay