Staff Teeth

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan