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Spring Is Just Around The Corner

Time to say goodbye to winter!

Spring Is Just Around The Corner thanks to Cathy Young

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Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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