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Spring Is Just Around The Corner

Time to say goodbye to winter!

Spring Is Just Around The Corner thanks to Cathy Young

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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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