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Spring Is Just Around The Corner

Time to say goodbye to winter!

Spring Is Just Around The Corner thanks to Cathy Young

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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet


The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car

Closing Time