Sports Hernias

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers