Sports Hernias

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump