Sports Hernias

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer