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How much money is enough? - Talmud

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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