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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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