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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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