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Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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