Spider Web Ice Fishing

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo