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Sore Escape

Getaway that didn't get away

Sore Escape thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Prisoner now serving a hanging sentence

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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

Weekends are an employee's parole. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The most anxious man in a prison is the warden. - George Bernard Shaw

If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto

Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

The world itself is but a large prison, out of which some are daily led to execution. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. - Dan Duva

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Up until now, the prospect of parole has kept us from confronting our captors with any real determination. - George Jackson

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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