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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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