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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey


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