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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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