Slept On The Tire
Retread tire options for pets
QuotaBillsYou gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain