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Sidewalk Pickpocket

How tourists tip park performers

Sidewalk Pickpocket thanks to Keith Blake

Masquerading as the sidewalk clowns

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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