Sidewalk Pickpocket
How tourists tip park performers
Masquerading as the sidewalk clowns
QuotaBillsAll of nature is God's art. - Dante
I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade
Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely
Pro Bozo Publico: Support your local clown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift
Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis
Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde
There is nothing laughable about a clown in the moonlight. - Lon Chaney
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu
The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner
Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb
I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen
The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain
There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres
Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry
Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis
Bookie: 1. A fellow who makes his living off bet bugs; 2. A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone
Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay