Sidetracked Baby

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen