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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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