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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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