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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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