Sidetracked Baby

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker