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Shell Sink

Next best thing to being at the beach

Shell Sink thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How to get closer to the ocean

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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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