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Shell Sink

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Shell Sink thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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