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Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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