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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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