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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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