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Sea Painting

Low tide substitute for paint thinner

Sea Painting thanks to Erik Johansson

Paint lasts longer on calm sea days

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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