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Sea Painting

Low tide substitute for paint thinner

Sea Painting thanks to Erik Johansson

Paint lasts longer on calm sea days

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Every tide that rises also falls. - Max Lucado

The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi


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