QuotaBillsThe status quo sucks. - George Carlin
The magnetosphere sucks. - Unknown
Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito
My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson
Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Why don't you take a high dive into the clam drip? - Archie Bunker
There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon
We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake
The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown
Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
If I see something sagging, bagging, and dragging, I'm going to nip it, tuck it, and suck it. - Dolly Parton
I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson