QuotaBillsParking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen
Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Breath: What winners of a race lose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There'll be only one winner now - in every sense. - David Coleman
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Winners are not those who never fail but those who never quit. - Zig Ziglar
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani
Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright
Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving. - Dennis Waitley
If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner. - Zig Ziglar
This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
You were born to win. But to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com