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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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