#1 humor site on the 'net

Saving Gas

Increasing fuel economy on your trip to work

Saving Gas thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Smart cars that are off the tracks

Making cars and commuter trains compatible

QuotaBills
Save your good times till later. - Unknown

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

We need people in our lives to save us from ourselves. - Brian Houston

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. - Sam Ewing

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. - Kahlil Gibran

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor


Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car

Closing Time

Wine Glass Lanyard

Awning Truck Advertising

Plugged In

Org Chart - Simplified Version

Extreme Value

Instant Acrophobia

How To Hire Engineers

Business School Basics

Waterwheel Rotisserie

Elephant Bus