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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I had two faces, do you think I'd be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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