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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

If I had two faces, do you think I'd be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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