QuotaBillsIn a pig's dye - Archie Bunker
Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown
Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. - Aesop
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
In crises the most daring course is often safest. - Robert Kennedy
One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. - Johann Von Schiller
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be. - Norman Mailer
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers. - Unknown
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd
Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith? - Archie Bunker
You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn't even listening. - Bill Murray
To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright
We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine
He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
Platitudes are safe, because they're easy to wink at, but truth is something else again. - Hunter S. Thompson
If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck
I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis