Roman Empire in the 21st Century
When in U.S., do as the politicians do
Party guests from left to right: Tim Geithner, John Kerry, KSM, Oprah,
Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Axelrod, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama,
Hillary Clinton, Party Crashers #1, Rahm Emanuel, Eric Holder,
Party Crashers #2, Harry Reid, John Edwards, Bluto, Andy Stern, Bill Clinton,
Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Barney Frank, Kevin Jennings
Statues left to right: Che Guevara, Saul Alinsky, Obama, Chairman Mao, Lenin
QuotaBillsAll politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil
Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon
I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan