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Rolling Shoes

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Rolling Shoes thanks to Karen Moore

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

A rolling stone gathers no moss. - John Heywood

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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