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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Bandages: The Rolling Stones - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Doughnuts: 1. Rolling Scones; 2. The only nuts with holes in them. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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