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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Even in the dictionary, academics comes before athletics. - William A. Welker

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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