Road Sign Dictionary

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. - William Faulkner

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.