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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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