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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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