Road Sign Dictionary

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. - William Faulkner

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell