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Excitement to riot - Archie Bunker

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H. Spurgeon

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling


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