Dear Boss:
I'm resigning effective immediately! The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt's garage this morning before coming to work and realized I don't feel like working anymore. See for yourself...
QuotaBillsThe rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward
One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb
A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson
No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge
All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac
No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde
An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope
Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle
Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi
Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge
When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope
Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen
When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb
Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire
Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford
If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb
A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph
Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams
Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan
American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn
They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley
The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach
Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce
Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine
I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough
If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb
I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi
If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano
Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown
Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown
The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller
Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump
Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias
God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken
Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements
How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift