Resignation Letter

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe