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Resignation Letter

Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in

Dear Boss: I'm resigning effective immediately! The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt's garage this morning before coming to work and realized I don't feel like working anymore. See for yourself...
Resignation Letter thanks to Jim Serritella

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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