#1 humor site on the 'net

Rembrandt's Anatomy Lessons

The real story behind the famous 17th Century Amsterdam painting

Rembrandt's Anatomy Lessons thanks to Mel Hardman

The Amsterdam Guild of Surgeons would allow only one public dissection a year, and the body to be dissected had to be that of an executed criminal. The perfect opportunity for Dr. Tulp’s dissection came on January 16, 1632...

Rembrandt's Anatomy Lessons thanks to Mel Hardman

Organ Donor
Organ Transplant

1-800-PILLCASH
Acceptable Doctors Sign
Alzheimer’s Wing
Always Give Your Best
Ambulance Caddy
An Old Man’s Dying Request
Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness
Atrophy Cure
Birth Control Pill For Men
Brain Transplant
Car Surgeon
Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality
Chewing Gum Hazard
Chiropractor Mailbox
Coke Dispenser
Colon Celery
Colorectal Exam For Dogs
Colorectal Surgeon Praise
Constipated Mathematician
Diabetes Medication
Do You Have An HMO?
Doctor Stories
Doctor Types
Doctor’s Flat Examination
Doctor’s Hunting Skills
Doctor’s OR Specialty
Dog Proctologist
Dogter
Dr. OMG
Dr. Paul Dhillon - Sierra Leone Ebola Clinic
Dreaded Furniture Disease
Ebola Diet
Exhausting Gyne Work
Eye Examination Chart
Fart Facts
First Proctologist Exam
Flu Fashion
German Flatulence Control
He Looks Just Like His Father!
Here Comes Baby
HMO Judgment Day
Hygiene On The Farm
HAGS Disease
Harmacy
In Stitches
Is Laughter The Best Medicine?
Lifting Heavy Objects
Magnetic Personality
Mechanical Patient
Menopause Sucks
Mercurochrome
Nostril Growth
One Wee Scottish Farty
Proctologist Call
Proctologist’s Second-Hand Prescription
Psychiatrist’s Patient Advice
Puff Inhalant
Redneck Flu Shot
Shoulder Tattoo
Shower Bar
Simple Surgery
Singing Gynecologist
Sons Of Arthritis
Sour Pharmacist
Sushi Spine
Swine Flu Symptoms
Tattoo Implants
Teethbrushes
The Good Old Days
Twelve Doctors Screaming
Typeface for Doctors
Ups and Downs
Viagra Overdose
Worst Aid
Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock)   Animations
QuotaBills
Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


Tree Sorrow

OCD Electrician

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Redneck Shower Head

Wise Moves

Fox Hunting Madness

Emperor Penguins

The Side Effects of Veganism

Stair Railing Electrician

Cold Faucet

Make Womb For Baby

Hardtail Bike

Birth Control Kit

Come-Back Line Of The Year

Duck Gears

Chewing Gum Hazard

Keyboard Seating

Bent Over

Whatchamacallit Car

Gone To Market

Peak Bernie

Female IT Experts

Obi-Juan Kenobi

Fuse ReplaceMeant