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Redneck Wave Runner

Bubba never gets bored with his wave board

Redneck Wave Runner thanks to Keith Blake

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Feast: An eat wave. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Executive Shakeup: Title wave. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

We're all equal before a wave. - Laird Hamilton

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Valedictory: A demonstration of how to wave bye-bye with the tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

The winds and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

We are about creating a new wave of talent. We are the Manchester United of kitchens now. - Gordon Ramsay

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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