#1 humor site on the 'net

Redneck Wave Runner

Bubba never gets bored with his wave board

Redneck Wave Runner thanks to Keith Blake

QuotaBills
Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

We're all equal before a wave. - Laird Hamilton

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Valedictory: A demonstration of how to wave bye-bye with the tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

The winds and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

We are about creating a new wave of talent. We are the Manchester United of kitchens now. - Gordon Ramsay

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


Hawk View

Tartan Treasures

Dog Download

Your First Motorcycle

Summer Snack

Box Car

Frog Food

The Good Old Days

Towel Dog

Night Shift for a Computer Geek

Battery Update

Russian Beach

How To Improve New Orleans

Drone Crossing

Air Guitar

Fly Art

Texas Rain Gauge

Camel Hatchback

Teahouse of the August Moon

Bent Baby

Deluxembourg

Lost Head

Moving Sofa

Florida Golf Hazard