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Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? - George Carlin

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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