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Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? - George Carlin

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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