Redneck Spoon
Bubba sets the table with cut cutlery
QuotaBillsDiets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Only the spoon knows the pot's sorrows. - Don Orsati
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown
Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot. - Italian Proverb
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
What you have put into the kettle comes afterwards into your spoon. - Turkestan Proverb
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega