QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish
Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill
It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown