QuotaBillsI surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian
Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins
Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater