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Post Office: U.S. Snail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

The post of honour is a private station. - Joseph Addison

Pro Bozo Publico: Support your local clown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

The past is a guide post, not a hitching post. - L. Thomas Holdcroft

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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