Redneck House Move

Move fast with stable infrastructure. - Mark Zuckerberg

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on. - Les Brown

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky