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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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Either move or be moved. - Ezra Pound

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I really don't hold grudges. I mean, I remember everything, but I move on. - Robert Kraft

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. - Mitch Albom

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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