Redneck House Move

Either move or be moved. - Ezra Pound

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Death is very often referred to as a good career move. - Buddy Holly

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan