Redneck House Move

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan