Redneck House Move

Either move or be moved. - Ezra Pound

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of those doing it. - Tricia Cunningham

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. - Mitch Albom

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright