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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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