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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I really don't hold grudges. I mean, I remember everything, but I move on. - Robert Kraft

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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