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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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