Redneck House Move

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright