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Redneck Fence
Rednecks build their fences one can at a time
Good fences make good neighbors. - Robert Frost
Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias
The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane
Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou
Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey
My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias
The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane
Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou
Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey
My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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