Redneck Fence

Good fences make good neighbors. - Robert Frost

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze