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I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

What we have once enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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