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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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