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Love is the greatest apologetic. - Ravi Zacharias

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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