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Redneck Date

Follow your dreams, motorcycle riders!

Redneck Date thanks to Jim Serritella

Bubba's new chain-driven relationship

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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash


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