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It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy


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