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All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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