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Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Unless we love the truth we cannot know it. - Blaise Pascal

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown


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