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The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr


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