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I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What we love to do we find time to do. - John Spaulding

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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