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I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

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