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Redneck Cupboard

Kitchen cabinet design in a posh Redneck house

Redneck Cupboard thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bubba's neighbour told him to stock 'up' on kitchen supplies

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel


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