QuotaBillsKeep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach
I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown
He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump
Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com