QuotaBillsA turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon