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Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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