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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey