#1 humor site on the 'net

Read My Lipstick

Bailout Blues, Debt-Star and 'The Axis of Taxes'

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Signs of unrest in the U.S. population

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

QuotaBills
All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


Outhouse Bike

Ice Cone Cat

Disciple Golf Day

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Invisible Patient

Buy One Get One Free

Little Drinker

We Get It, You're From Texas

Bed Ridden and Proud Of It

Redneck Cooler

Saskatchewan Mansion

Make America Grate Again

Flower Basket

Donkey Cart

Music Note Chairlift

Thanks For Noticing

Winter Cyclist

No-Lake Picture

Morning Coffee Break

Sign Crime

Royal Family Scrutiny

Bringing It Home

Secret Revealed

Women Pro Golfers