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Puddle Bath

Umbrella to the rescue

Puddle Bath thanks to Karen Moore

Thanks for the lift!

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. - e e cummings

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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