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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. - e e cummings

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Coincide: What most people do when it starts raining. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott


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