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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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