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Poodle Power

Dogs that excel in the weightlifting class

Poodle Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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