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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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