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Poodle Power

Dogs that excel in the weightlifting class

Poodle Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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