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Poodle Power

Dogs that excel in the weightlifting class

Poodle Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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