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Poodle Power

Dogs that excel in the weightlifting class

Poodle Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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