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Poodle Power

Dogs that excel in the weightlifting class

Poodle Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When you're out of willpower, you can call on stubbornness. - Henri Matisse

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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