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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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