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Political Promise Hauler

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Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

An acre of performance is worth a world of promises. - Red Auerbach

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter F Drucker

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don't implement promises, but keep them. - C S Lewis

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim. - Tyler K Gregson

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil. - James Lane Allen

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

Jesus if You are the one who gives life as it is meant to be, I want it. Please get me out of this hospital bed well, and I promise I will leave no stone unturned in my pursuit of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement. - Donald Trump

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump

Millions of Americans are standing up and saying, 'We want our country back!' Republicans, Democrats, Independents, will not go down the path of Greece, we will not go quietly into the night. - Ted Cruz


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