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Political Promise Hauler

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Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim. - Tyler K Gregson

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement. - Donald Trump

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

My turban is...
A figure of majesty
A promise of integrity
A crown of dignity
The force of equality
A way to stand out
A symbol of my faith
A gift from my guru. - Unknown

Millions of Americans are standing up and saying, 'We want our country back!' Republicans, Democrats, Independents, will not go down the path of Greece, we will not go quietly into the night. - Ted Cruz

Anywhere you have extreme poverty and no national health insurance, no promise of health care regardless of social standing, that's where you see the sharp limitations of market-based health care. - Paul Farmer


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