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Political Promise Hauler

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Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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A commitment and a promise are not the same thing. - Bruce King

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter F Drucker

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim. - Tyler K Gregson

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F Kennedy

Jesus if You are the one who gives life as it is meant to be, I want it. Please get me out of this hospital bed well, and I promise I will leave no stone unturned in my pursuit of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump

Millions of Americans are standing up and saying, 'We want our country back!' Republicans, Democrats, Independents, will not go down the path of Greece, we will not go quietly into the night. - Ted Cruz


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