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Political Promise Hauler

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Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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When you make a promise, keep it. - Zig Ziglar

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

A commitment and a promise are not the same thing. - Bruce King

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F Kennedy

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

My turban is...
A figure of majesty
A promise of integrity
A crown of dignity
The force of equality
A way to stand out
A symbol of my faith
A gift from my guru. - Unknown


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