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Political Promise Hauler

Finding an outlet for your political rivals

Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

A commitment and a promise are not the same thing. - Bruce King

An acre of performance is worth a world of promises. - Red Auerbach

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil. - James Lane Allen

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F Kennedy

I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement. - Donald Trump

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump


Hyphenated Names

Indian Fish Pond

Lunch Anyone?

Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners

Giraffe Lunch

Bathroom Celebration

Tennis Ball Retriever

One

Tonsil Ring

Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time

Anon-y-moose

Redneck Beer Opener

Greek Monk

Dates For Everyone

Max Occupancy Rounded to 100

Group Photo

Awning Truck Advertising

Harley Load

Face To Face

Who Needs Physics?

Benched Puppies

Water Relief

Shot Glasses

Men in Denim