#1 humor site on the 'net

Playing Mantis

When he's not Praying, he's Playing

Playing Mantis thanks to Mel Hardman

QuotaBills
I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Champions keep playing until they get it right. - Billie Jean King

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

If we act like prey, they’ll act like predators. - Alyxandra Harvey

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


Hog Hunter

Sea Horse

Impossible Object

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Blinker Fluid

Dutch Rollerblades

Goat Tree

Mind The Pedestrians

Trapped in the 5th Dimension

Job Retraining

Wet Floor Caution

Chef Multitasking

Camera Waterfall

Irony Pin

Cellfies

Where Safety Begins

Bad Ass Fire Truck

What A Deal

Moon Theft

Sushi Spine

Redneck Skateboard

Polar Bear Photographer

Friday the 13th

LadyNet