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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass


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