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Planking

Lying down on the job taken to different levels

Planking - the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it. The term “planking” was coined in Australia and became a fad in 2011. Planking has its origins in the lying down game in Europe and Japan (1997). It has also been known as “playing dead” (South Korea 2003), “à plat ventre” (On one's belly, France 2004), and “extreme lying down” (Australasia, 2008).
Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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