Planking

Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison