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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin


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